We went out for a drink, and 3/4th the way through Jaden’s he decided that his name was now Mr. Mewmew (ONLY ONE CAPITAL M). And in formal settings, only Mr. Mew.

He kept trying to call my mom on the ride home to tell him about his name change, and I had to pull over because I was laughing too hard to drive. He’s now explaining to my mom that the glass was as big as his face and that “IT WAS THE ONE THEY CALL THE MUCHO. BIG.”

And now Jaden screamed “WHY ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT ME ON YOUR BLAWG??? STOP!! STOP LIVEBLOGGING MY DRUNK!!” He is flopped on my back.

Save me.

(Source: writeoutoflove)