Tactics for getting your person out of bed:

  1. Look irresistibly cute

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I’m like ‘the Tea Party is racist’ and my friend is like ‘Kamau, you can’t call the Tea Party racist. They’re not all racist.’ And I was like, you know what, I don’t need the Tea Party to be 100% racist for me to feel perfectly fine calling them racist. I don’t need 100% racism in the group. It could be way less than 100%. 10% is plenty for me. If the Tea Party is 10% racist I feel comfortable labeling the whole group racist.

Let me explain how that works. If I offer you a shake, a milkshake. I say ‘would you like a milkshake?’ You go “yeah, sure I’d like a milkshake.” I go, ‘okay, here you go, but just so you know it’s 10% shit.’

Oh, now you suddenly you understand how it works. 10% is kinda a lot ain’t it. You go ‘uh oh, that’s too much shit in my shake.

W. Kamau Bell on the Tea Party and Race
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we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.


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A summary

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very cute QUAIL making QUAIL NOISES


Who should be sat on the Iron Throne at the end of it?

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sighs @ own self

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TPoH: Update!



Here and here in english.

WIP of German, Russian, Portuguese, Chinese, Dutch, Polish, Esperanto, Swedish, Latin, Hungarian, Norwegian and French translations!

Sadly my Spanish translator has had to cease activity due to personal reasons, but that means if there’s anyone out there who wants to take it up instead the platform is open! (Also there seems to be a problem with the Portuguese page. I’ve sent an email trying to get in touch with the translator about that- but if you see this please send me a message so I can help/know what the situation is!)